U-Bahn Heroes

 

Sat opposite this fella' on the U-bahn last night. When he first sat down he looked at me and did a strange two hand finger waggle, as if trying to conjure the beer I was sipping from my grasp. He then stared at various fellow passengers,  before releasing a loud puckered kiss into the air,  as a Japanese girl rose, as  we pulled into her stop. He then promptly fell asleep, briefly awaking,  tried to wake himself with cartoon like face slaps, before swiftly resuming a deep nasal slumber.